Beauty inevitably fades, as evidenced by the morning glances into your bathroom mirror. Naturally, beauty fades even quicker for drinkers and night owls – but don’t fret, for there’s a remedy for flaccid facial skin and jet black circles around the eyes! Years of research went into Stingwater’s new creations: for instance, the NYC-based brand developed an eau de facial spray that makes you feel like morning dew, some nutritious green stuff from the miracle groe agriculture, and two new water flavors with dashes of fly agaric and panther cap extracts, respectively. In fact, without those wonderful home remedies, we wouldn’t even dare to leave the house, seeing as we’re so used to our new appearance and the jealous looks it provokes from pimply dudes that still hope for their Clearasil to kick in. Deep down, however, we’re friends of the common folk. That’s why we’re sharing our beauty secrets with all of you guys. As of now you can buy the new Stingwater collection both at our web shop and at our spa in Frankfurt. Disclaimer: We won’t vouch for the effectiveness of the products, seeing as we were already quite pretty before using them.
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